Karolina Kurkova: The New 'FAT'? Don't Be Absurd

Alright; I may not be the next, up-and-coming GQ front-pager, and I may not be the runner up, but one has to be as ass to use this goddess-like woman's name and the word 'fat' in the same sentence, paragraph, or article for that matter.

Has she been thinner? Has she looked younger? Has she looked better? Than who? Your wife; your girlfriend; your significant other? Who cares?

Well, when you are willing to lay down $10k a day, or $5k a day, or when women of her amazing beauty and class are willing to give you the time of day, perhaps you can talk.

But for now, just look at what you're snuggling-up next to, or what shines-back at you from a mirror, the next time you want to call this woman fat.

But then, I'm just say'in...