Karolina Kurkova: The New 'FAT'? Don't Be Absurd

Alright; I may not be the next, up-and-coming GQ front-pager, and I may not be the runner up, but one has to be as ass to use this goddess-like woman's name and the word 'fat' in the same sentence, paragraph, or article for that matter.

Has she been thinner? Has she looked younger? Has she looked better? Than who? Your wife; your girlfriend; your significant other? Who cares?

Well, when you are willing to lay down $10k a day, or $5k a day, or when women of her amazing beauty and class are willing to give you the time of day, perhaps you can talk.

But for now, just look at what you're snuggling-up next to, or what shines-back at you from a mirror, the next time you want to call this woman fat.

But then, I'm just say'in...

Sarah Larson 'Devastated' But Not Surprised After Getting Dumped by George Clooney

Thoughts: FOXNews.com - Sarah Larson 'Devastated' After Getting Dumped by George Clooney - Celebrity Gossip |

It should have come as no surprise, at least not to Ms. Larson, that George Clooney would made his hallmark "getaway" before things went beyond the point of no return.

Not that there's any real "point of no return," and though there are those who think that Clooney's personality-type would make it difficult for him to just rollover on the $100,000 bet he has with Nicole Kidman on his marital state before he turns 50, that figure pales by comparison with what the divorce courts would due to him this time around.

Married once before to Talia Balsam, Mr. Clooney had little to lose in divorce courts; however, today even a reasonable prenuptial agreement could cost him millions.

But I doubt that losing a bet or the [monetary] price of divorce would scare George away from true love. After all, he's a man -- a man's man, really -- and there's a lot more to him than meets the eye. In his 40's, George has a lot of living to due, a lot of things to experience, and -- should he choose -- a lot of women to help him do just that. Handsome, talented, driven, and wealthy, who could possibly fault him for the choices he makes?

As for Sarah Larson, I'm sure he loves her dearly, just as I'm certain she's had an incredible year of memories to look back upon. And if she plays her cards right, she'll probably have a friend for life in George, and many more opportunities to share in his life -- just not as Mrs. Clooney. Or at least not any time too soon.

George Clooney has the combination of raw talent and nearly incomparable good looks. Though they would never be mistaken as family, one can appreciate the parallels that can be drawn between George Clooney and Sean Connery, as the photographs below suggest. It leaves one asking the obvious question, "George; will you be our next James Bond?"